| Saturday, August 4, 2001 | |
| 01:15 | Geez! My head is KILLING me! Turn off the goddam lights. |
| 01:16 | OK, I get it. I'm out now, right? That would explain why I'm breathing. So, who's going to explain that smell, don't any of you people bathe? |
| Sunday, August 5, 2001 | |
| 04:08 | I've been out now for more than a day and so far, life is very good. I've got a pretty good system going too - I nap for a couple of hours, scream for 30 seconds and WHAM I get the biggest tit you've ever seen shoved right in my face. Life is good. |
| Monday, August 6, 2001 | |
| 18:40 | Change of scenery. This place seems kind of homey - I guess this is where my parents live. Not bad - pretty dark though. I wonder if I still get the big tit here too. WAAAAAAAAAAA ... yup. |
| Wednesday, August 7, 2001 | |
| 14:00 | Big day today, I pissed during a diaper change. My timing was good too. Dad was looking the other way and I scored a bullseye on the top of the bathroom mirror. Cool. I wonder what else I can piss on ... |
| 14:03 | Bummer. My Dad's stupid, I just pissed all over his shirt. You'd think he would have figured that was coming after the mirror thing. I hope my Mom is smarter or else my chance at academic success is in big jeopardy. |
| Saturday, August 11, 2001 | |
| 11:15 | Went to visit Nonno at work today. Cool job, lots of chicks. Even cooler, they dig me! |
| 15:30 | Learned a new trick today. If I clench real hard I can shoot stuff out of the other hole too. Judging by Dad's reaction, he wasn't expecting that. |
| Monday, August 13, 2001 | |
| 06:30 | Life sucks, I'm getting fat. Sure, I know what you're thinking: "fat babies are cute". Don't give me that crap. It's bad enough I'm not strong enough to lift my own head - how the hell am I going to get dressed for a date if I can't see my own feet to tie my shoes. WAAAAAAAA. Ah, the tit's back. Life is good. |
| Sunday, August 19, 2001 | |
| 18:30 | My first trip to a restaurant ... boring. |
| Monday, August 20, 2001 | |
| 14:00 | First Movie: American Pie II The tit here is as good as the one at home but it's a lot darker here. I think I'll cry during all the quiet scenes in the movie - papa looks like he can use the excercise. |
| Tuesday, August 21, 2001 | |
| 17:35 | What's that smell? Is that me? Whoa! |